Leatherworker T-Shirts

'Johnson's my name and leather's my game! I've got belts, I've got wallets, I've got shoes...'

'OK, here's what I don't get. It says 'genuine leather'. ... So is this thing made from horses or us?'

"Your skin. Genuine Leather."

Leatherwork Chart

'Funny, I see images of shoes, wallets and belts...'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Stratigraphy

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

Time Clock

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Nick Offerman

"Most projects require three hands."