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Jumping Dogs

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Women in a cross country race

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Tennis ball girl.

A child and his dog

Ski kicker.

Rodins rotten juggler

"Any other skills?"

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'It must be a milkfish.'

He Did It!

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

"We're very away of the impact that work can have on your social life!"

Octopus parent "I've only got four pairs of hands!"

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

'You can tell the age of a horse by the teeth...but who wants to bite a horse.'

Reigning cats and dogs.

"This is a real Dada performance."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.