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Jumping Dogs

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Tennis ball girl.

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

A child and his dog

Ski kicker.

Rodins rotten juggler

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"Any other skills?"

Show Jumping Tantrums

He Did It!

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'It must be a milkfish.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.

"We're very away of the impact that work can have on your social life!"

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

Octopus parent "I've only got four pairs of hands!"

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

'You can tell the age of a horse by the teeth...but who wants to bite a horse.'

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

"This is a real Dada performance."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.