Leash Expert Mugs

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

Self-walking dog

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

Dog with Anchor Lead

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Hang Time Fido

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'Yes, I got it all.'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'