Leash Expert Mugs

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

Self-walking dog

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

Dog with Anchor Lead

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Hang Time Fido

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."