Learning Disabilities T-Shirts

'No thank you - I'm dyslexic.'

'Sorry, I am dyslectic.'

The Dyslexic Kid misses yet another Gunfight!

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Eternal Student.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Historical memory is on life support.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."