Learning Art Mugs

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Just call me Picasso!

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Vincent Van Og.

German School

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Art Plagiarism

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Picasso'

Cubism Model

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"