Learners On The Road Prints

'After we return the purse, let's practice the signal for a left turn again.'

'Home Schooling'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

'What training do I get?'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

". . . and don't rush it. Don't make the same mistake your grandparents made. We were barely 95 years young when we got talked into marrying and settling down."

'Check your blind spot'

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

Driver under instruction

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'I see from your CV that you have a first class degree from the School of Hard Knocks'

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

"I think if there's one thing we've all learned from this, it's that we haven't learned a damn thing."

"I'm here on a grant."

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

Lady examines book genre 'Stuff they never taught you in nursing school.'

'Remember: mirror, signal, manoeuvre...'