Learner Wheelie Prints

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Bob's Driving School.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'What did you learn at university today?'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"That's the patent number."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"Put that away. Your money's no good here."

Prehistoric circus

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

Wheelies Gang.

Person of the Decade

"There's a lesson here, son. Being rich doesn't stop it from raining,"

'Check your blind spot'

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."