Leafy Lifestyle Enthusiast Prints

"I want to be strictly vegetarian Mum, so I need to make sure I don't eat bugs with my grass..."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Grass huggers.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The Cactus Reader

I know they told me not to bark

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Hydroponic Gardening

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

"You're looking very autumnal."

'I see you've been eating lots of green leafy vegetables like I told you to.'

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

Autumn Rain

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

"I'm here to review the fall collection."