Leafy Humor Lovers Mugs

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

IT security.

The Cactus Reader

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

'Lettuce pray!'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

See U Next Year

"Never lose your cool."

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'

"Failure is not an option (it comes bundled with the software)"

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

"I'm here to review the fall collection."

What witches ride on outside the Halloween season...springsummerfallwinter.

Santa's Mask Problem

"One day son, all this will be slush!"

The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...

'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'

"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

Old Man Winter.

The Joy of Greens.

Scarecrow with sign - 'The harvest is near'.

Undignified Exits of the Plant World

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.