Leaflet Lover Pillows

'How many trees must have been felled to produce these handbills?'

Easter Island legs

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Local Knowledge

Painting clouds

A large leaf falling on a dog

Doing the borders.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

Hither and Yon sign

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Adventures of God

The Last Leaf

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Introducing Piza Island.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

I love the Shard

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

Prostate: 51st State

Santa called but you were out!

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Nature Lovers

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'