Leaflet Lover Pillows

'How many trees must have been felled to produce these handbills?'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Easter Island legs

Local Knowledge

Doing the borders.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

Painting clouds

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

Hither and Yon sign

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Last Leaf

The Adventures of God

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Introducing Piza Island.

I love the Shard

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Nature Lovers

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Santa called but you were out!

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Lighthouse Beam.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"