Leaf Cruncher Pillows

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Crunching leaves - Fall.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wildlife

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Why markets crash.

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Profit slump

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Moses parting leaves in a forest.

loan

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Exchange Fund

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'We'll take a short break in case anyone needs to change their underwear.'

Autumn Dog

"It takes him forever to finish."

Tonight's Lecture: Your share of the national debt. That explains my credit rating.

Spring/Summer/Winter

'According to our cost-benefit analysis, if you don't come up with the solution by Thursday at 2:30 P.M., you can forget about the whole thing.'

"Cough cough"

Autumn leaves...

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Lost: leaf.

Leaf rake - wider than space