Leadership Styles Analyst T-Shirts

British Prime Minister

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"What was I thinking?!"

King Solomon's Pollster.

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Looks like J.B. changed his mind about his open door policy!"

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'I'm not getting the support I need.'

"It's just the boss building consensus."

'It's definitely a 'hands-on' style of leadership.'

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

Management Styles - Inspirational

"I'd describe myself as generous and empathetic. I've always been good at self delusion."

"Now you've written to second in command, remember one thing. To me you're still a flunky."

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

Three popular executive swivel styles, and what they mean.

'Okay, now who wants to be in charge?'

"My door is always open. All you have to do is figure out the security code."

'He can be kind of explosive.'

"Could you come back in a couple of hours? My leader is out shopping."

"Sure, I'm a liar. That's my management style."

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"

Two desk bins: My Way and the Highway.

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"Not now, Gibson, I'm being imperious"

"You run your department your way, and I'll run mine my way."

Yelling at workers is craft but leadership is art. Unfortunately, I ignored this fact. Please help.