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'Don't call me Sandy at work.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Effective leadership is more than just telling everybody to be like you!"

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

The Modern Damocles -

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

Carrot & nose on sticks.

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

"He's just come back from a 'managing stress' course...He learnt all sorts of strategies for dealing with pressure...maybe he could show us some of them if he ever wakes up."

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place."

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Great coaching is about handing your coachee on when you don't know the answer...

Boris & Theresa

Donald Trump

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

'You claim on your resume that you're a born leader.'

"Well the good news is that 67 people want to attend the leadership course, the bad news is that 58 of them want to run it!"

"My new job involves leadership, what do you think I should do?"

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

'Let your people go? - That would destabilize the whole REGION!'

Dudaism