Leadership Satirist Prints

'Who vetted that leader?'

"Alert security, the buck has failed to stop here and is loose in the building."

"My definition a leader is any human who does exactly as I ask without complaining."

See District Directors

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

'This is a business, Peterson, not a democracy.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Reagacentennial

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

The economy.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"We won!"