Leadership Laugh Seeker T-Shirts

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"What did Jesus order?"

"Projectile hairballing."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Drunk Barber

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Football heads...

Bald Man Overcomb

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

When Stupid People Get an Idea