Leadership Geek Mugs

Ineffective conducting.

"Take us to your leader." "Jeff Bezos? Mark Zuckerberg? Oprah?" "Never mind."

'Yes, that is me. We're a very new company.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Sir Winston Churchill

The Dorrie Decimal System

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I didn't spark joy."

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

Twitter censorship

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Decision Making Block

The House of Commons.

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"