Leadership Book Collector Prints

"I need to pick your brains Wilkins, and pass off your ideas as my own..."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Victor Hugo

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

J. R. R. Tolkien

Rare Books

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Do it yourself books.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Sue the Author 3PM

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."