Lead Designer Mugs

"I was thinking of something more pointy."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Butterfly Woman

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Women Supporting Women!"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Leadership suits you

Go! Means NOW!

The Ascent of Woman

"What was I thinking?!"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I give this one about three months...'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."