Lazy Mornings Supporter Prints

"Well, you can be the early bird all you want, Buster, but I am not getting up this hour for a stinking worm!"

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Girls in bed

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

"Mom! It's Saturday."

'Because you told me to run the house like a business.'

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'

"Sounds like the mail has arrived..."

"Excuse me, would that be the human re-purposing lady off the telly?"

'Leonard has hidden qualities, and they're best LEFT hidden.'

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

"Bah to getting up early to get the worm"

"My staycation was an extra 20 minutes in bed."

'This exercise machine does away with the pretense of a working out. It features a dozen hooks for a hanging clothing.'

Teasmaid / Egg, saudage, beans and toast maid.

'The ideal amount of sleep is 10 minutes more than you've had.'

Environmental Sloth.

'Get out of bed. It's nearly eleven.' - 'No, go away.' - 'Get out of bed or else!' - '...or else what?' - '...or else I turn your coat hangers the wrong way around.' - 'Okay! Wait! Wait! I'm up!'

'When I said 'Put your feet up' you know very well what I meant!'