Lazy Gardening Guru Mugs

'That's it! It's mid-Spring and the Kellys already have tomatoes sprouting. If I need to shame you into waking up this year, well, I'll just bring them over to visit our garden.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening#2

Tree Passion

Giant slug attacks a city

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Positively Petersham

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD