Lazy Gardening Guru Mugs

'That's it! It's mid-Spring and the Kellys already have tomatoes sprouting. If I need to shame you into waking up this year, well, I'll just bring them over to visit our garden.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Dog in Daisys

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Tree Passion

Giant slug attacks a city

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening#2

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Mulch madness"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD