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"That's the last of the couch potatoes. We should get that thing cleaned."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

A Golden Non-Retriever

Catatonic

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

How the goat got square eyes.

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

Inactive wear store.