Lazy Day Fans Prints

One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'

'Call yourself domesticated!'

'...I almost overslept my afternoon nap.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

American Idle.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'