Lazy Day Champions Prints

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

American Idle.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

How the goat got square eyes.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'