Lazy Afternoons Prints

Throwing snails into next door's garden

'You dropped the remote, dummy! I can't reach it! Dale, you get it.'

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Fetch the Boomerang

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"Love me?"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Crumbs of Comfort

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'