Lazy Afternoon Escapist Pillows

"Oh no! - I've run out of energy drinks!!"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Conservation Area

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

How the goat got square eyes.

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'