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"How can I relax when I know this couch would look so much better in the opposite corner?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"First time pruning?"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

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Hanging off every word...

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

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"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'