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'Think of it as a buyout package, Bob...without the 'buy' and just the 'out'!'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

The breakup

'To show you I'm not all bad, I won't be letting you go until after 'Bring Your Child To Work Day'.'

"You're all redundant."

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.'

"God, I hate cows."

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."

"We haven't lowered our fees, but we do offer discounted grief counseling."

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

"It seems like nowadays nobody appreciates the problems facing the super-wealthy."

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

Sir Paul McCartney warns UK Culture Secretary of live music s bleak future

'It's only temporary. My student loans didn't quite carry me until social security.'

"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

Boring Inc. It was business as usual.

'I know I'm a small investor. What makes me mad is that when I started with you I was a large investor."

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

"I don't have the $39,000 I need to pay off my student loans - I don't even have the comma."