Layering Mugs

"I think I'm well dressed but it's down around the first layer."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Stratigraphy

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Man building a tree house

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Creative department ?

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

We made great progress today, but I think we need a few more sessions.

All-you-can-wear.

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

Indoor sauna.

Come back, sir! "Leave room for cream" was a question, not directions.

Seven Layers.

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

"You said it was OK to make our office more like home. Well, this is how I live at home."

"I'll stick with the rubber pork chop."

"You wear too many clothes."

The AdRams Family no.2 - Computer cosy

"I'm not really driven. A dead-end job would be fine."

I told you to wear layers.

I like to dress in layers when I travel.

"Ehh....did you gain a bit of weight?"