Lawyers' Day Prints

Lawyer's in and out boxes say pro bono & anti bono.

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

A day at the races

I love Lawyers

Barristers

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

You can breed these if the environment is right.

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Our first mistake was hiring an honest accounting firm.'

A Journalist's Weapons

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Thank you

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

Counsel examining witness

'Must you be so judgemental?'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

I knew you wouldn't want your signature on such a messy looking letter, so I signed it myself.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"Forget about the raise."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."