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'I'm looking for you to get me more QUID in my Quid pro quo.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

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"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

Don't forget to read the small print.

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

'Pictures of your family?'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Let's shake on it.

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

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'Brain surgery, right?'

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

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'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

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'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

'He just got in. Better give him a chance to catch his bearings.'

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

"He likes to make clients feel important..."