Lawnmower Lover Pillows

"I think you're using lawnmower repair to avoid intimacy."

"Before this Global Warming,I never knew what grass was."

Lawnmower Spotting Couple

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Beginning Yarder.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Biker Lawn Mower

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Beware of the Lawn

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Cow Pilot.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

"Who's a good boy?!!"

God builds the first lawn mower.

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

Mower Repair

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."