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Henry, worried his old car wouldn't pass a smog inspection, took his washer. It passed, but he was ticketed for driving an appliance without a license.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Recalculating!

'Trucker's tan?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Biker Lawn Mower

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Filling up.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.