Lawn Links Enthusiast Prints

"Mind if we play through?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Beginning Yarder.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Robotic man mowing the lawn

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.