Lawn Hobbyist Mugs

Dad! The yard's way too overgrown. It's eco-friendly. I though you'd approve. I did. But now it's blocking my sun.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Beginning Yarder.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'George! This way quick!'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

The Scottish Lawn

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"How?"

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Human males marking territory.