Lawn Hobbyist Mugs

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'George! This way quick!'

The Scottish Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Beware of the Lawn

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"How?"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Human males marking territory.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'