Lawn Caretaker Mugs

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Mulch madness"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'George! This way quick!'

"Beware of God"

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Biker Lawn Mower

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'