Lawn Care Enthusiasts Mugs

'Personal lawn-craft.'

"I was going to mow the lawn, but I pulled three muscles trying to start the mower. It's been a long winter."

"It ran amok."

"Borrow my lawn-mower? Sorry, she's out."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

The Last Leaf

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Lawnmower

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Mulch madness"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Beware of God"

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'