Law Wonk T-Shirts

Republicans are still making faces at the dems' tax hikes.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"National security adviser"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

E.U. Banking Union.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Obama Healthcare.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Rock and a Hard Place

'What I have to do first?!'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Violent Crime Statistics

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'