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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Truth

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Do Guns Kill?

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

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'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Good luck in your A Levels.

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'