Law Practice Mugs

"I charge by the grain."

Hand sanitizer dispenser in attorney's waiting room.

Law firm door reading 'No pain no gain law firm'.

Trial by Media

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Lynching on social media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Good boy."

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Hollywood Sign Developers

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Flags

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Campaign for Plain English

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."