Law Maker Prints

'I prefer to call it the system of checks and balances in action, senator, not gridlock.'

'So maybe it is feel-good legislation- What's wrong with feeling good?'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'It's illegal to build a minument to a politician until he's been dead ten years- I wonder why that is.'-'To make sure he's not faking it'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

Hate Platforms

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Russia Money Laundering

Flat tax - equal burden?

Earth stove

Minority Report