Law-loving Uncle Mugs

With Jury Duty for All

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Save us!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Dog traps the postman.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Pianist.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

President Grant's Civil Service Reform is not to the Taste of Either Party, despite Professed Enthusiasm

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

Santa Claus walks dogs

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

'Forget it, sonny. My power of attorney is all sorted out.'

'My husband's a criminal lawyer...'

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

'It's the middle of summer and the family is beginning to fear that you're stalking them.'

'1815 - the night before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon seems a tense and pre-occupied.'

"You've got a very serious case of fascistitis.:

'Old Fred spoils that pooch of his!'

'I bet he buried something really big there.'

Historic Landmarks - Wimbledon, 1863

'Speed limit 32 ft/sec 2.'