Law Graduate Prints

'It's a shame that with all your qualifications you weren't able to find a training placement...'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"What's a patent?"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Make a lot of money."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

I love Lawyers

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Good Luck!

Barristers

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'