Law-defying Enthusiast Pillows

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

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'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Impartiality becomes you."

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

They Are Not Going to Take Me

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Counsel examining witness

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Trump Indicted

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

Judge

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'I need to see your restraining order.'

'The trouble with this country is that it is impossible to be completely legal.'

"Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth? I'm not ready for that much of a commitment."

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'