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"Not now, I'm on my break."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Arizona In Black

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"We make crime pay."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

Justice 4 Ron

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

'Why is it always about me?'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'He started it!'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"Impartiality becomes you."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."