Law And Legal Processes Mugs

Well I'm not sure if you are aware...but the house is currently in your husband's name.

Injured in a bumper car accident?! Get the money u deserve! One call! Get it all!

Trial by Media

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Barristers

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Sue The Bastards

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

' Of course there isn't one law for the rich and another for the poor..There's only one impartial law. For all who can afford it.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'