Law And Laughter Seeker Mugs

'It's been a long time since we laughed one out of here!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

A baby in court

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Football heads...

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'