Law And Laughter Seeker Mugs

'It's been a long time since we laughed one out of here!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Projectile hairballing."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"What did Jesus order?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Drunk Barber

A baby in court

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Bald Man Overcomb

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

Football heads...

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Ask Sadie

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'