Law-abiding Rebel Prints

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Dog Teenagers

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

No Smoking Building.

Antisocial Behaviour

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

"You and your mood swings"

'I'm sorry you got disqualified from the marathon dear.' 'That's OK. I just wish they clearly stated the rules to you before you entered...that way nobody ends up making a fool of themselves.'

'Who told you, just because i kissed you once or twice, you could laze around the office?'

'My hubby breaks all the rules when he D.I.Y.s. . . but he breaks everything else as well.'

"That's the problem with being politically incorrect these days...you're just like everyone else!"

"Before I hand in my, 'What I did over the weekend' report, I want to be granted full immunity."

'Though I used my vote to spite you, you'll be glad to know that I plan to use the next to annoy my peers.'

'Speed limit 32 ft/sec 2.'

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

"Do you know how fast I was traveling? Officer, that's between you and this self-driving car."

'I stopped for the last stop sign... I just didn't want to go through all that again.'

"Arresting me for trespass - on what grounds?"