Lavish Lifestyle Lover Mugs

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Born to be Mild.

Glyndebourne

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Champagne Charlie.

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

'Therapy in L.A.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'I do like the moat.'

Just Married an Oil Baron

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.