Lavish Dog Lifestyle Admirer Prints

Country mansion full of dogs.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Glyndebourne

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Water cooler talk - dogs drinking from toilet.

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

Prisoners being allowed luxury and comfort as a way to increase prison discipline

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"I'm torn. Love the brand exposure, hate the objectification."

"Obviously, I don't need sunglasses, it's more of a fashion statement: They're designer sunglasses..."

'Why so formal?'

Crocodiles in the Water

Hi, I'm a taxman...

'I don't care what you think your ancestry is, the chair is too opulent for the TV room.'

Dog says 'Ruff!' to another dog wearing a ruff (fabric ruffle).

'No begging at the table.'

Posh lady feeding the birds in the park via a butler

"Ugh. Nepo puppy."

Doghouse Satellite

Dalmatian in a red cap

"Relax, princess. I'm fixed."

"My passport was forged by KGB experts...how did you realize that I'm a Russian oligarch?"

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'