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Heavenly Cleaners

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Ring cycle'

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

"But he's been missing for two whole wash cycles!"

'We can't find your shirt, sir, but the buttons came through just fine!'

'Golly, is it that time already?'

Sumo Laundry Day

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

'We were having some trouble getting the alphabet soup out of your sweater until we realized that the 'G' and 'L' was your monogram.'

'Look what's happened.' - 'Did you read the washing instructions?'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Royal Drying Corps.

New rule: no tumble-drying!

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

After ditching the footwraps the Russian army faces the lost sock paradox.

Noah of the sock world...

"It was dry cleaned when I picked it up."

"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"

'Dry cleaning' water comes out of door.

Where missing laundry socks go!

Stop and Starch

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"You hate ironing? Me too."

Dry Cleaning

"You specifically requested Extra Starch, sir!"

'No, I don't know what happens to socks that disappear in the dryer.'

I'm missing an eighth sock again.

Who's the guy wasting clothes? It's the postman. He always wrings twice.

Laundry Dry Cleaner. More places are charging extra to iron shirts when they launder them. The free press is under siege!